VOSD comments on April 24, 2008 letter "C'mon Mary":
...19. Sal D'Anna wrote on April 26, 2008 7:01 PM:
"Research has led to discovery of heaviest element known to science. The new element,Governmentium(Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, atomic mass=312.
Particles are held together by forces called morons,which are surrounded by lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons,it is inert; however,it can be detected,because it impedes every action that it comes into contact.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization where a portion of the assistant and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons,forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical state is referred to as critical morass which Researchers describe as San Diego at this time."